{"product_id":"my-favorite-color-is-alcohol-funny-t-shirt","title":"My Favorite Color Is Alcohol Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe My Favorite Color Is Alcohol tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who gave up on the color wheel somewhere around drink three. Heavyweight cotton, available in black or white, and more honest than any personality quiz you've ever taken.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who think \"what's your favorite color\" is a boring question with an obvious answer. This shirt skips the small talk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt works at barbecues, brewery tours, tailgates, and anywhere you'd rather get a laugh than discuss the weather. Pairs well with jeans, questionable decisions, and a complete refusal to take icebreaker questions seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes (unlike your excuses)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because you're keeping it classic even when you're not\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that holds up longer than your Friday night plans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. If you know someone whose eyes light up at happy hour the way normal people's do at sunsets, this is their shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for birthdays, holidays, White Elephant, or those \"I saw this and immediately thought of you\" situations. Wrap it in tissue paper or hand it over in a brown paper bag. Both are thematically appropriate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the My Favorite Color Is Alcohol tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for everyone who's earned the right to wear this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Follow the care instructions and it holds its shape. Ignore them and that's between you and your dryer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DTG printing process soaks ink into the fabric rather than sitting on top. Your design stays intact wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this actually offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly to people who think \"cerulean\" is a valid answer to anything. Everyone else gets it immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepends entirely on your workplace. If there's a beer fridge in the break room, go for it. 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