{"product_id":"my-favorite-sea-is-the-pusssea-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"My Favorite Sea Is The Puss-Sea Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe My Favorite Sea Is The Puss-Sea tee from Unethical Threads is a back print graphic tee for anyone with strong opinions about bodies of water. The front stays clean. The back announces your favorite sea to everyone behind you. Scholarly, hyphenated, and entirely about geography.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who think oceanography doesn't get enough attention at the bar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBachelor parties, fishing trips, the guy in every friend group who peaked in geography class and never let anyone forget it. It's a back print, so you get to walk through the grocery store looking perfectly normal while the person behind you in the checkout line gets an education. Front: respectable. Back: informative.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a tissue\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (the sea is for everyone)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because at least the collar maintains some dignity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that stays put and doesn't crack or peel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign on the back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift for someone you know well enough to offend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBachelor parties, White Elephant, Father's Day for the right kind of dad, or just because you want to watch someone open a package and immediately look over their shoulder. Back print means the recipient controls when the world finds out about their maritime preferences. If they laugh, you nailed it. If they don't, that says more about them.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe main design is on the back. The front is blank. You look completely normal from the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printed for lasting color. Turn it inside out, wash cold, and it holds up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepends entirely on where you work and which direction you're facing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat material is the shirt made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton. 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