{"product_id":"my-finger-smells-like-your-mom-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"My Finger Smells Like Your Mom Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe My Finger Smells Like Your Mom Tee from Unethical Threads is crude, direct, and completely on purpose. Text-only print on heavyweight cotton. The kind of shirt that tells the room exactly where your sense of humor peaked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who think maturity is overrated. Statistically, that's a lot of you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the shirt for cookouts, dive bars, and group chats that already have no boundaries. Throw it on, let the text do the talking, and watch people either laugh or pretend they didn't read it. It pairs well with a straight face and total commitment to the bit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can handle your questionable life choices\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because even your worst impulses deserve a classic silhouette\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the color outlasts your dignity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eText-only design. No graphics. Just the words. That's all it needs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this actually work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt might be the best gift you ever give someone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSkip the candle. Skip the gift card. Hand someone this shirt in a bag with no tissue paper and zero explanation. Birthdays, white elephants, divorce parties, whatever. If they laugh, they're your people. If they don't, that's useful information too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on basically every body type.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly. That's sort of the entire point. If you're worried about offending someone, this probably isn't your brand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print hold up in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DTG printing holds its color. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to baby it, but the print isn't going anywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLegally, yes. Socially, it depends on your tolerance for eye contact with strangers. We'd say go for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the shirt made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. 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