{"product_id":"my-girlfriend-beats-me-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"My Girlfriend Beats Me Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe My Girlfriend Beats Me tee is for the guy who hasn't won a board game, card game, or casual bet since his relationship started. This is the back-print version, so the text faces the room as he walks away from another loss. Available in black or white from Unethical Threads.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe guy whose girlfriend destroys him at Scrabble, poker, Mario Kart, darts, bowling, and any bet involving reflexes or strategy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe's not embarrassed. He's proud of her. He just hasn't tasted victory since 2019 and has made peace with it. This works as a funny relationship shirt, a Valentine gift for him, an anniversary gag, or just the most accurate thing in his closet. His girlfriend probably bought it for him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton.\u003c\/strong\u003e The kind that doesn't turn into a cleaning rag after six washes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e No surprises.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that survives the laundry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign printed on the back.\u003c\/strong\u003e Front is blank. The losing lap doesn't need an introduction.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt might be the most efficient funny boyfriend gift you can buy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you're his girlfriend, hand it over on Valentine's Day, his birthday, or your anniversary. He'll pretend to be offended for about three seconds before putting it on. If you're a friend who's watched him lose seventeen rounds of Catan, this is the gag gift that writes itself. There is also a front-print version of this same design if he wants it on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is printed on the back. The front is completely blank. We sell a front-print version separately if you want both.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"My Girlfriend Beats Me\" mean on this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt means she beats him at everything. Board games, card games, video games, trivia, mini golf, bowling, darts. He loses constantly and this shirt is his white flag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL. Check the size chart on this page for exact measurements.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight cotton holds up well. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it keeps its shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I get this with the design on the front instead?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. We sell a front-print version of the same design separately, so pick whichever placement you want. 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