{"product_id":"my-girlfriend-beats-me-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"My Girlfriend Beats Me Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe My Girlfriend Beats Me tee from Unethical Threads is for every guy who hasn't won a board game, card game, or casual bet since his relationship started. She beats him at literally everything, and he's not mad about it. He's wearing the shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho's buying this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGuys who've accepted their place in the relationship power ranking. Your girlfriend has beaten you at Mario Kart, Scrabble, mini golf, darts, and that one argument about whether a hot dog is a sandwich.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the white flag, printed on cotton. A killer funny boyfriend gift for Valentine's Day, his birthday, your anniversary, or just a random Tuesday to remind him who's in charge. Girlfriends buy it for their boyfriends. Boyfriends buy it for themselves. Both know who's winning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can survive as many losses as you can\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, DTG printed for color that lasts longer than your winning streak\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShe'll still beat you, but at least you'll look good losing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually offensive?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot unless you find losing at Monopoly offensive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe shirt says MY GIRLFRIEND BEATS ME, and the punchline is that she's better than you at everything. That's it. It's affectionate, self-deprecating, and honestly kind of sweet if you think about it for more than two seconds. The kind of funny relationship shirt that makes couples laugh and single people feel personally attacked. Works as a couples shirt, a gag gift, or just an honest public confession.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the My Girlfriend Beats Me shirt mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt means she beats you at everything. Board games, video games, arguments, mini golf. You haven't won since 2019 and you've made peace with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good Valentine's Day or anniversary gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect funny boyfriend gift for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, birthdays, or any occasion where you want to publicly acknowledge that she runs things. Girlfriends love buying this for their guys.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt come in different colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Pick whichever matches the energy of your last defeat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printed for lasting color. 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