{"product_id":"my-girlfriend-is-psychotic-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"My Girlfriend Is Psychotic Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe My Girlfriend Is Psychotic Tee from Unethical Threads is a two-color trick hiding in plain sight. Six letters in PSYCHOTIC are printed in red, and the three that aren't spell HOT. It's the oldest relationship joke in the book, finally put on cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who peaked emotionally in the 'she's insane but I love her' phase and never left. This is the shirt for the guy at the barbecue who tells the same story about his girlfriend three times, each version more dramatic, each one ending with 'but she's perfect though.' Works for date night if you're feeling brave. Works better as a solo mission with the boys.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton, not the see-through stuff you got for free at a 5K\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because V-necks would send the wrong message here\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print, so the red stays red and the hidden message stays hidden through the wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this make a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the recipient's partner has a sense of humor, this is an elite gift. If their partner does not have a sense of humor, you just bought them a going-away present. Know your audience. Couples who roast each other for sport will love this. Solo buyers, you already know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the My Girlfriend Is Psychotic Tee actually say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nIt reads MY GIRLFRIEND IS PSYCHOTIC in block capitals, but six of the letters in PSYCHOTIC are printed in red. The three that aren't, H, O, and T, spell HOT. One shirt, two readings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nThe DTG print holds its color through regular washing. Follow the care instructions and the red stays red.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nS, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit that runs true to size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt only available in black?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nNo. It comes in both black and white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this offend my girlfriend?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nDepends entirely on your girlfriend. If she calls herself 'a lot' with a straight face, she'll probably steal it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42704742482002,"sku":"MyGirlfriendIsPsychoticF-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42704742514770,"sku":"MyGirlfriendIsPsychoticF-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42704742547538,"sku":"MyGirlfriendIsPsychoticF-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42704742580306,"sku":"MyGirlfriendIsPsychoticF-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42704742613074,"sku":"MyGirlfriendIsPsychoticF-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42704742645842,"sku":"MyGirlfriendIsPsychoticF-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42704742678610,"sku":"MyGirlfriendIsPsychoticF-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42704742711378,"sku":"MyGirlfriendIsPsychoticF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42704742744146,"sku":"MyGirlfriendIsPsychoticF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42704742776914,"sku":"MyGirlfriendIsPsychoticF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42704742809682,"sku":"MyGirlfriendIsPsychoticF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42704742842450,"sku":"MyGirlfriendIsPsychoticF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42704742875218,"sku":"MyGirlfriendIsPsychoticF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42704742907986,"sku":"MyGirlfriendIsPsychoticF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/My_Girlfriend_Is_Psychotic_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1788478382","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/my-girlfriend-is-psychotic-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}