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Total plausible deniability. He does not need to see the reactions to know they are happening.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that holds up to repeated wearing and repeated questions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, because commitment to the bit comes in all sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e with DTG print for color that will not quit before the joke does\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print only.\u003c\/strong\u003e Front is blank. He faces you with nothing. Then he turns around.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt might be the best gift a girlfriend has ever bought a boyfriend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHand it to him, say nothing, wait for him to read it, and watch how fast the grin arrives. Also works as a gag gift for bachelor parties, birthdays, or any friend who recently entered a relationship and developed a sudden interest in tropical fruit. If you want the text on the front instead of the back, we make that version too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMY GIRLFRIEND MAKES ME DRINK PINEAPPLE JUICE. That is the full text, printed on the back. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this an inside joke?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Some people will get it instantly. Others will read it as a sweet story about a healthy relationship. Both readings are technically correct.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnisex S through 4XL with a relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs there a front print version?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, same design printed on the front instead. It is a separate listing in our store.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this around my family?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDepends on your family. Half of them will read it as a nice story about your girlfriend encouraging healthy habits. 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