{"product_id":"my-girlfriend-will-decapitate-you-if-you-dont-stop-looking-at-me-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"My Girlfriend Will Decapitate You If You Don't Stop Looking At Me Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe My Girlfriend Will Decapitate You If You Don't Stop Looking At Me tee from Unethical Threads is jealous-girlfriend energy cranked to an absurd, beautiful extreme. Text printed on the back so everyone behind you gets the message. Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, absolutely no subtlety.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople in relationships where the joke is that their partner is terrifying. Which is most of them, honestly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one hits hardest when your girlfriend is five-foot-nothing and smiling sweetly while the back of your shirt promises decapitation to anyone making eye contact. The contrast does the work. You're just the canvas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels substantial, not that tissue-paper nonsense\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e because this shirt doesn't need a V-neck trying to be fancy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printing\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that survives the wash cycle (and your relationship)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print design\u003c\/strong\u003e so you can maintain plausible deniability from the front\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's an incredible gift if you actually have the relationship to back it up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive this to your boyfriend, your husband, your partner who already knows the deal. The My Girlfriend Will Decapitate You shirt works because it's rooted in something real (the possessiveness) turned up to something ridiculous (the decapitation). If you're in a relationship where you can't laugh at this, the shirt isn't your biggest problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank, which honestly makes it funnier.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG printing holds up well over time. Wash inside out on cold if you want to be careful, but it's not fragile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually threatening?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. It's a joke. Your girlfriend is probably lovely. Probably.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat color options are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack and white. 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