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You're the type who picks the shirt that makes your friends choke on their drink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't go see-through after three washes (your girlfriend wouldn't allow it)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e so the threat stays crisp and readable wash after wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eText-only design.\u003c\/strong\u003e No clip art. No distractions. Just the warning.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This Actually a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly? One of the best.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf your partner has the kind of humor where they'd actually wear this in public and own every sideways look that comes with it, this is the move. Anniversary, birthday, Valentine's Day, random Tuesday because you caught them eyeing someone at the grocery store. It hits different when the person wearing it didn't buy it for themselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the shirt actually say the full phrase?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. \"MY GIRLFRIEND WILL DECAPITATE YOU IF YOU DON'T STOP LOOKING AT ME\" in full, right across the front. No abbreviations, no subtlety.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's DTG printed, which means the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. It holds up through the wash cycle without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt for men or women?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's unisex. Anyone can wear it. The joke works regardless of who's doing the threatening by proxy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to family events?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can wear it anywhere. 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