{"product_id":"my-liver-is-on-vacation-in-the-icu-after-cinco-de-mayo-white-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"My Liver Is On Vacation In The Icu After Cinco De Mayo White Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe My Liver Is On Vacation In The ICU After Cinco De Mayo White Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who treats May 5th less like a holiday and more like a medical event. Heavyweight cotton, DTG printed, sizes S through 4XL. Your liver called, it's not coming back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who survived a Cinco de Mayo that required an apology text to their own body. This is honest reporting, not fashion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf your May 6th morning involved Gatorade, regret, and a vague memory of someone handing you a fourth margarita, you already own this shirt spiritually. It's a solid fit for the friend who always takes the party one tequila too far and still shows up to brunch. That friend is you. We both know it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that holds up better than your liver did on May 5th\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (room for post-fiesta bloat, no judgment)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because your decision-making is questionable enough without adding a V-neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that outlasts your Cinco de Mayo memories\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk so it still fits after the recovery nachos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Cinco de Mayo Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the best Cinco de Mayo gift if you want to acknowledge someone's drinking habits without staging an intervention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for the friend who needs a laugh more than another bottle of tequila. Also works as a self-purchase the morning of May 6th when you're lying on your bathroom floor having an existential moment. We don't judge. That's the whole point of Unethical Threads.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this Cinco de Mayo shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Plenty of room for everyone, including your post-Cinco bloat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DTG print holds color wash after wash. Unlike your memory of Cinco de Mayo, this one sticks around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually comfortable?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. Comfortable enough to sleep in, which you'll probably need on May 6th.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this outside of Cinco de Mayo?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. Liver damage isn't seasonal. Wear it whenever you want to broadcast your relationship with tequila.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42379470471250,"sku":"LiverVacationCincoW-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42379470504018,"sku":"LiverVacationCincoW-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42379470536786,"sku":"LiverVacationCincoW-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42379470569554,"sku":"LiverVacationCincoW-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42379470602322,"sku":"LiverVacationCincoW-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42379470635090,"sku":"LiverVacationCincoW-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42379470667858,"sku":"LiverVacationCincoW-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/My_Liver_Is_On_Vacation_In_The_Icu_After_Cinco_De_Mayo_White_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1777122417","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/my-liver-is-on-vacation-in-the-icu-after-cinco-de-mayo-white-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}