{"product_id":"my-meat-is-100-going-in-your-mouth-funny-t-shirt","title":"My Meat Is 100% Going In Your Mouth Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe My Meat Is 100% Going In Your Mouth Tee from Unethical Threads is a cookout graphic tee with full plausible deniability. There's a loaded barbecue grill on it, so it's about grilling. That's the official position, and we're not taking questions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a grilling shirt or a dirty joke shirt?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBoth. The grill graphic earns it a seat at any cookout, and the text does the rest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one's for pitmasters who peaked at a neighborhood block party, people who take their smoker more seriously than their career, and anyone who's ever said \"I'll handle the meat\" without flinching. The 100% really seals it. No hesitation, no apology, just full commitment to the bit. Available in black or white, S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton (the kind that doesn't go transparent after three washes)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck, because V-necks are a choice\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the graphic stays put instead of cracking off like a bad bumper sticker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCan I give this as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. This is a top-tier gag gift for the friend who hosts every cookout, the dad who thinks he's funnier than he is (he might be right), or the coworker you're close enough with to risk an HR conversation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for birthdays, Father's Day, or any occasion where you want your gift to be the one people remember. Or photograph.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the My Meat Is 100% Going In Your Mouth shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe graphic is DTG printed, so it holds up through washes without cracking or peeling. Turn it inside out when washing if you want to be extra about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually about barbecue?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere is a barbecue grill on it. So yes. Officially, yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to a family cookout?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can. Whether you should depends on your family's sense of humor. 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