{"product_id":"my-other-ride-is-your-mom-but-shes-busy-celebrating-cinco-de-drinko-white-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"My Other Ride Is Your Mom But Shes Busy Celebrating Cinco De Drinko White Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe My Other Ride Is Your Mom But Shes Busy Celebrating Cinco De Drinko White Tee from Unethical Threads is two terrible jokes welded into one shirt. Your mom plus tequila season. It's the kind of thing you wear when you've already made peace with who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who peaked in humor around age 14 and never looked back. This is for the person at the cookout who makes the joke everyone laughs at but nobody repeats to their parents.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou already own something from Unethical Threads or you're about to. Either way, you know what you're getting into. This shirt doesn't sneak up on anyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually holds up, unlike your last excuse for missing brunch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL, because bad taste comes in all sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck. Classic. Nothing fancy. The shirt does the talking.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors don't bail on you after a few spins in the wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable. You're not hand-washing anything. Let's be honest.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, if you know the person well enough that they won't stop talking to you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a surgical strike of a gift. You hand it to someone at a Cinco de Mayo party and either they love you forever or you find out the friendship had limits. Both outcomes are useful information.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually about Cinco de Mayo?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's about Cinco de Drinko, which is what happens when you celebrate Cinco de Mayo but replace the culture with tequila and poor decisions. So yes, but also no.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works whether you're built like a bouncer or a beanpole.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNope. DTG printing means the design is embedded in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. Wash it like a normal human and it holds up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to a Cinco de Mayo party?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can and you should. If the host kicks you out, you were at the wrong party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42379487248466,"sku":"OtherRideMomCincoW-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42379487281234,"sku":"OtherRideMomCincoW-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42379487314002,"sku":"OtherRideMomCincoW-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42379487346770,"sku":"OtherRideMomCincoW-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42379487379538,"sku":"OtherRideMomCincoW-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42379487412306,"sku":"OtherRideMomCincoW-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42379487445074,"sku":"OtherRideMomCincoW-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/My_Other_Ride_Is_Your_Mom_But_Shes_Busy_Celebrating_Cinco_De_Drinko_White_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1777124269","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/my-other-ride-is-your-mom-but-shes-busy-celebrating-cinco-de-drinko-white-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}