{"product_id":"my-paint-my-canvas-cigarettes-and-coffee-funny-t-shirt","title":"My Paint My Canvas Cigarettes And Coffee Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe My Paint My Canvas Cigarettes And Coffee Tee from Unethical Threads turns your morning routine into a two-panel masterpiece. Cigarettes and coffee on one side, the inevitable destination on the other. You already know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who can't function until they've had a cigarette and at least two cups of coffee. The ones whose morning creativity happens on a very specific piece of porcelain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf your alarm is really just the starting gun for a race between your lungs, your stomach, and your bathroom door, this is your uniform. The My Paint My Canvas design lays out the whole creative process with the kind of honesty most people reserve for group chats. Available in black or white, because your morning doesn't discriminate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually holds up instead of going see-through by wash three\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print, so the graphic outlasts your dignity on a Monday morning\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone whose entire personality before 10 AM is nicotine, caffeine, and a locked bathroom door, yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's one of those gifts that tells someone you really see them. Maybe too clearly. Not a safe gift. A correct one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does My Paint My Canvas mean on this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLeft panel: cigarettes and coffee, labeled \"my paint.\" Right panel: a toilet, labeled \"my canvas.\" The whole morning routine, start to finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable for everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt good quality?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a DTG print. The graphic holds up through washes without cracking or fading.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in different colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. 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