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It's also for anyone who watched a nepo baby land a magazine cover and thought, \"cool, my parents gave me sensory issues and a special interest in trains.\" Available in black or white, so your existential humor pairs with whatever you're already wearing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a collar.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Sensory-friendly thickness, if you will.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic. Not trying to reinvent anything here.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that survives your laundry habits, whatever those are.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBackprint design.\u003c\/strong\u003e The joke faces the world while you walk away from it. Poetic, really.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for someone neurodivergent?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly if they already joke about it themselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis isn't a shirt you buy for someone to \"help them accept\" anything. It's a shirt for someone who's already there, already laughing, and wants the rest of the room to catch up. If they've sent you a meme about the wrong tism before, you're safe. If they haven't, maybe get them a candle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe back. You don't even have to make eye contact for the joke to land.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNope. DTG (direct-to-garment) printing keeps the colors locked in. Wash it however you want.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this shirt available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white. 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