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It's a lifestyle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton.\u003c\/strong\u003e Thick enough to commit to.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Nobody gets excluded from this level of sophistication.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic. Clean. Not trying to be anything it's not.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that stays put. No cracking, no peeling, no slow fade into respectability.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFull backprint design.\u003c\/strong\u003e You walk, they read. That's the whole arrangement.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the perfect gift for someone you know well enough to roast in public.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe My Pen Is Huge tee works for birthdays, white elephants, or any occasion where subtlety was never on the table. Pair it with an actual oversized pen if you really want to commit to the bit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe entire design is printed on the back. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit across the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG (direct-to-garment) printing locks the ink into the fabric. 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