{"product_id":"my-pen-is-huge-funny-t-shirt","title":"My Pen Is Huge Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe My Pen Is Huge tee from Unethical Threads puts an oversized ballpoint pen front and center with text that reads exactly one way on paper and a completely different way out loud. Heavyweight cotton, available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who peaked in wordplay. English majors, dads with no filter, anyone who thinks a well-placed space is the funniest thing in the language.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe oversized pen graphic gives you complete plausible deniability. You're just a person who loves stationery. Whatever anyone else reads into it is their problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a promotional freebie from a job fair\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL, because big pen energy knows no size limit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, classic and clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that actually lasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is a near-perfect gift for the right person and an HR violation for the wrong one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the recipient laughs at spacing jokes and double entendres, you're golden. If they need the joke explained, they're not the target audience. Sizing runs true to a relaxed fit, so when in doubt, check the size chart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the My Pen Is Huge shirt look like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA big ballpoint pen graphic next to the words \"MY PEN IS HUGE.\" It's about stationery. Officially.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does it come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMinimal shrinkage if you follow care instructions. 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