{"product_id":"my-pronouns-are-all-in-funny-t-shirt","title":"My Pronouns Are All In Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe My Pronouns Are All In Tee from Unethical Threads is a poker humor graphic tee for players who identify primarily as degenerate. Chips, cards, the table. Available in black or white, because your poker face works in either.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears a poker shirt like this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've lost more buy-ins than they can count and somehow still show up Thursday night.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know what it feels like to shove your stack in with suited connectors, this is your shirt. It's not for casual fans of Texas Hold'em. It's for people who have opinions about table position and will tell you about them unprompted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton. The kind that feels like it costs more than your average tournament buy-in.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. Poker doesn't have a weight class.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck. No frills, no V-neck drama.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print that keeps its color longer than you keep your chips.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white. Choose based on your soul's current shade.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for a poker player?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the gift for the person in your life who says \"I'm feeling lucky\" before doing something objectively stupid. Works for birthdays, holidays, or as a consolation prize after they busted out of the home game. If they play cards, they'll love it. If they don't, they'll still think it's funny, they just won't feel it in their bones.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the My Pronouns Are All In Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizes S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable no matter your build.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this shirt available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Pick whichever suits your poker night aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print hold up after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. DTG printing locks the colors in for the long haul. The shirt will outlast most poker bankrolls.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly to people who fold pre-flop. The joke is about poker, and the punchline is a bet, not a person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a poker shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It's a poker and gambling humor tee for people who live at the felt. 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