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Everyone behind him at the squat rack gets the full show.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that survives wash day even if your gym bag doesn't\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL (yes, even after a bulk)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because V-necks are for people who haven't earned traps yet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that holds up longer than your New Year's resolution\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack print design. Front is blank (like his conversation topics outside of lifting)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for a gym bro?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the perfect gift, and he'll wear it to the gym, because he wears everything to the gym.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wolves are doing their best Most Muscular poses in full color against a purple and blue paint-splash background, and honestly, your friend probably relates to them on a spiritual level. Just hand it over and let him explain his latest split routine for the next forty-five minutes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the design on this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThree enormously muscled anthropomorphic wolves striking bodybuilder poses in full color, with text arched above and below. The entire design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Whether you're on a cut or a bulk, there's a size for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) printing locks the color in. Follow the care instructions and the design stays sharp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBack only. 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