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If you've ever brought a gallon jug to a movie theater, this is your formal wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that can survive the inside of your gym bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e, sizes S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because V-necks are for guys who skip trap day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFull-color DTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e that won't crack, fade, or peel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShips in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the best gift for the friend who won't shut up about his deadlift PR.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe'll wear it to the gym. He'll wear it to brunch. He'll wear it to his cousin's wedding and genuinely not understand why that's a problem. The My Pronouns Fat Phobic Wolf Tee works because the wearer is the punchline, and the right person already knows that about themselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the My Pronouns Fat Phobic Wolf Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart for your best match.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print hold up after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. DTG (direct-to-garment) printing keeps the colors locked in. No cracking, no fading, no peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. 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