{"product_id":"my-safe-word-is-harder-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"My Safe Word Is Harder Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe My Safe Word Is Harder tee from Unethical Threads is a backprint that turns your emergency exit into an escalation clause. Heavyweight cotton, available in black or white. The kind of shirt that disqualifies you from claiming innocence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've already made their choices and aren't taking notes from the audience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a backprint, so you don't even see it while you're wearing it. Everyone walking behind you does. That's not an accident, that's the energy. The My Safe Word Is Harder tee reads confident from ten feet away, and the people who get it will get it immediately. The people who don't will Google it later and wish they hadn't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton (no see-through surprises)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed, so the color holds even if your boundaries don't\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone well enough to give them this, you already know the answer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the kind of gift that says \"I see you, and I respect your commitment to escalation.\" Works for birthdays, anniversaries, or just because you found someone whose humor actually matches yours. Don't buy it for your coworker unless you're very, very sure about your HR department.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a backprint. The design is on the back of the shirt. You walk away and let it do the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing holds its color. It's not a cheap iron-on that cracks after three washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLegally, yes. Socially, that depends entirely on your crowd. The shirt doesn't judge, but other people might.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually comfortable?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton, relaxed fit, crew neck. 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