{"product_id":"my-safe-word-is-harder-funny-t-shirt","title":"My Safe Word Is Harder Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe My Safe Word Is Harder tee from Unethical Threads puts five words on your chest that do more damage than most people's entire personality. Not subtle. Not trying to be. Heavyweight cotton, available in black or white, sizes S to 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople with follow-through. This isn't a shirt for someone who just discovered innuendo exists.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's for the person who already lives three layers past that and picked this tee as their uniform. The energy required to wear My Safe Word Is Harder in public is a self-selecting filter, and that's the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that can take a beating. Phrasing intended.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e, sizes S to 4XL. Everybody's invited.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e The one predictable thing about this shirt.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e locks color into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling, no fading.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e. Choose your alignment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWill this offend someone?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly. That's not a bug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe My Safe Word Is Harder tee operates at a frequency some people can't receive, and honestly, those people were never going to be fun at the afterparty anyway. Your actual audience already laughed before they finished reading it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRuns true to size in a unisex relaxed fit. If you're between sizes, stick with your usual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds ink directly into the fabric fibers. It won't crack, peel, or fade like screen prints sometimes do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends entirely on where you work. If your office has a safe word of its own, you're probably fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTop-tier gift for anyone whose humor lives in the deep end. Just make sure the recipient won't blush. Or do. 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