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It's just tired.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that won't disintegrate the first time you look at a washing machine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, nothing fancy, nothing to explain\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the text stays sharp through the kind of repeated wearing this shirt demands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white, because your financial outlook shouldn't dictate your wardrobe too\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf they've ever said \"I can't afford that\" while watching their own money leave, yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTax humor is universal. Everyone who earns a paycheck has had this exact feeling, and it crosses every income bracket. Pair it with a gift card they'll immediately spend on something practical instead of something fun, and you've got a thematically consistent present.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt look like from the front?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCompletely blank. The design is on the back only, so you look normal until you walk away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size guide if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The design is DTG printed directly into the fabric, not layered on top of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Pick the one that matches your financial mood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt about politics?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's about the gap between what you earn and what you keep. 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