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Available in black or white, because even your existential backdrop deserves a choice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that earns its keep. 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Pair it with a red pen and a card that says \"you're welcome\" (spelled correctly, obviously). Just know they're going to wear it to every gathering and silently dare someone to comment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThree lines on the back: MY THERAPIST SAYS \/ I'M A LOST OXFORD \/ SEMI-COLON. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBack only. The front is clean. Your diagnosis walks into the room after you do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnisex S through 4XL, relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFollow the care instructions and it holds up fine. 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