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Available in black or white, so you can coordinate your outfit with your pedantry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because overthinking necklines is where we draw the line\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the text stays sharp (unlike your therapist's metaphors)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for a grammar nerd?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Also works for the friend in therapy, the coworker who Reply-Alls with corrections, or anyone your group chat has collectively described as \"a lot.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt says you know them well enough to call them an unnecessary punctuation mark. And they'll love you for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"My Therapist Says I'm A Lost Oxford Semi-Colon\" mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour therapist called you an obscure, disputed punctuation mark nobody can agree on. You put it on a shirt. That's the whole thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart on this page for exact measurements.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is DTG printed directly into the fabric. It stays crisp. 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