{"product_id":"my-type-funny-t-shirt","title":"My Type Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe My Type tee from Unethical Threads puts a man on his knees and #mytype across your chest. It's not subtle. It's a whole declaration. Available in black or white for anyone who knows exactly where they stand (or kneel).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople in relationships where the power dynamic is the inside joke. Couples who get it. Singles who want to advertise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe My Type tee is kink humor that reads as confident, not desperate. It works as a flirty gift, a gag gift, or just a regular Tuesday. The #mytype hashtag format keeps it playful, not explicit, which means you can wear it to brunch and nobody calls HR.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't disintegrate after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, we thought of you)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the design stays embedded in the fabric, not cracking on top of it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGenuinely, yes. If you know someone who'd find this funny, you already know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe My Type tee works for anniversaries, Valentine's Day, or any occasion where you want to make your partner laugh and maybe blush a little. It's adult humor that stays on the right side of playful. Buying it for yourself is valid too. Self-awareness is attractive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the My Type tee design mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a kink humor tee. The hashtag and silhouette say everything. If you need it explained, it's probably not your thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is DTG printed, which means it's embedded in the fabric, not sitting on top. It holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt available in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt comes in black or white. The design works on both.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere's no nudity, no profanity. 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