My Vehicle My Choice Tee

The My Vehicle My Choice tee from Unethical Threads borrows a very familiar slogan and puts it behind the wheel. You already know what this is. If you don't, this probably isn't your shirt.

Who's actually buying this?

People who've made some questionable decisions at the end of a long night and lived to joke about it.

Your friend who always has his keys out before the tab is closed. The person in the group chat who sends the most unhinged memes at 2 AM. This shirt found its people, and they're not sorry about it.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like commitment (the good kind, not the court-ordered kind)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck cut
• DTG printed, so the colors hold up longer than your excuses
• Pre-shrunk fabric, because at least something in your life should be predictable

Should I give this as a gift?

Only if you really know the person.

This isn't a "safe pick for a work Secret Santa" shirt. It's the shirt you hand to your best friend while they're already laughing because they know exactly why you bought it. Context matters. Read the room, then ignore it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. Standard unisex relaxed fit. If you're between sizes, go up. Check the size chart to be sure.

Will this get a reaction?

Count on it. Some people will laugh, some will squint and reread it, and a few will pretend they didn't see it. All good outcomes.

What's the print quality?

DTG (direct to garment) printing. The design won't crack or fade. It handles the wash better than you handle your decisions.

Is this shirt about what I think it's about?

Yes. Next question.

Can I return it?

Check our return policy. But honestly, once you wear it out once, you're keeping it.