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If that sounds like you or someone you know, you don't need convincing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that handles the joke and the laundry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (bad taste comes in every size)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print, so the text stays crisp\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign is on the back. Front is blank.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a great gift. The kind that makes someone laugh, shake their head, and put it on immediately. Works for birthdays, bachelor parties, or just reminding a friend that maturity is completely optional. The back print makes it even better because everyone behind them gets to enjoy it whether they signed up for that or not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the design look like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFour lines of block text across the upper back. The front is completely blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRuns true to size in a relaxed unisex fit. Available from S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DTG print holds its color and won't crack. Follow the care instructions and you'll get plenty of wear out of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in black or white. Two options, same joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack only. 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