{"product_id":"my-wife-is-psychotic-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"My Wife Is Psychotic Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe My Wife Is Psychotic Tee from Unethical Threads prints PSYCHOTIC in two colours: six letters go red, three stay in the base ink colour, and those three spell HOT. Read it once, you married a nightmare. Read it again, you married up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a compliment?\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eYes. That's the whole design. It looks like a roast on first glance, but the red letters are doing the heavy lifting, hiding a genuine compliment in plain sight.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's for the guy who shows affection through sarcasm and has never once used the word \"sweetie\" without air quotes. She'll pretend to be annoyed. She'll also wear it to bed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton.\u003c\/strong\u003e Thick enough that you don't become a human x-ray at the beach.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Comfortable on every body type. Yes, even yours.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic cut. Nothing experimental happening here.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print.\u003c\/strong\u003e The red stays red and the base ink stays crisp. No cracking, no fading into a sad pink.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/strong\u003e The two-tone trick works on both.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eDoes this actually work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's practically engineered for it. Hand it to any married guy and count the seconds until the hidden message clicks. Anniversary, birthday, Father's Day, random Tuesday because the Wi-Fi went out. All valid occasions.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePair it with a card that says \"both readings are accurate\" and call it done.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the My Wife Is Psychotic Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnisex S through 4XL in a relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the hidden message work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe letters H, O, and T in PSYCHOTIC are printed in the base ink colour instead of red. So while the shirt reads MY WIFE IS PSYCHOTIC, it also reads MY WIFE IS HOT.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's a DTG print, which bonds the ink into the fabric. Turn the shirt inside out, wash cold, and the colours hold.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come in both black and white?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYes. Both colourways are available.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this if I'm not married?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNobody checks. 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