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The kind that doesn't go translucent after three washes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because wiener appreciation has no size limit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck. Nothing fancy, just competent.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the dachshunds stay crisp and the colors don't bail on you.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull design is on the back. The front stays clean and plausibly innocent.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne of the best dachshund gifts you can buy, and most of them are throw pillows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf someone in your life owns a dachshund and has any sense of humor, this is the move. Birthday, Father's Day, Christmas stocking stuffer for the person who already owns 40 dachshund items. The double meaning does the heavy lifting. You're technically giving them a wholesome dog shirt. Technically.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt come in different colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is DTG printed directly into the fabric, so it holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift for a dachshund owner?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's pretty much the ideal gift for any dachshund owner with a sense of humor. 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