{"product_id":"my-wife-loves-my-small-wiener-funny-t-shirt","title":"My Wife Loves My Small Wiener Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe My Wife Loves My Small Wiener Tee from Unethical Threads is the dachshund shirt your marriage has been waiting for. Filthy setup, wholesome payoff, majestic show-dog artwork that makes the whole thing land even harder. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDachshund owners who already make this joke twelve times a day. This is the shirt for the dog dad who's been workshopping wiener puns since the breeder handed over the puppy, and honestly, his wife is tired of hearing it but she's buying it for him anyway. Also works for anyone who appreciates a really good double take.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because nobody asked for a deep V on a wiener dog shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that holds up through the wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShow-dog dachshunds and hot dogs\u003c\/strong\u003e sharing the same frame, because commitment to the bit matters\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift for a Dachshund Owner?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the best gift for a dachshund owner. Every wiener dog person on the planet has heard every variation of this joke, and they still laugh at it every single time. This shirt just makes it official. Perfect for birthdays, Father's Day, or the kind of anniversary where you've been together long enough that this is genuinely romantic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. The DTG print holds its color through regular washing. Your joke stays crisp even if your delivery doesn't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually about a dachshund?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. The artwork is dachshunds styled as show dogs with hot dogs in the mix. The joke writes itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill people stare at my shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThey'll read the text, look horrified for half a second, then see the dachshunds and laugh. That's the whole experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this around my in-laws?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDepends entirely on your in-laws. 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