{"product_id":"n-is-for-narcissist-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"N Is For Narcissist Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe N Is For Narcissist Tee from Unethical Threads puts a formal-dancing couple next to the most textbook gaslight response ever committed to cotton: \"I'm not a narcissist. You're just crazy.\" Part of the red-flag alphabet series. For anyone fluent in therapy-speak who'd rather laugh than cry about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've survived someone whose favorite pastime was rewriting history. If you know what DARVO means without Googling it, this one's yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt lands with therapy veterans, true crime fans, and anyone whose group chat has a running red-flag thread. Also works for the psych major who can't turn it off at parties. If your ex would be personally offended by the design, consider that confirmation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that can handle the emotional weight of this design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e, sizes S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, classic and uncomplicated (unlike the narcissist on the shirt)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e bonds ink into the fabric, so colors stay put through every wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMultiple colors available\u003c\/strong\u003e, because your emotional damage deserves options\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. It's the gift for the friend who finally left that situationship, the coworker who overshares about their ex at lunch, or anyone currently in the \"laugh so I don't cry\" phase of healing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair it with a wine bottle and a therapy recommendation and you've basically assembled a care package. Works as a self-purchase too. Sometimes the most healing thing you can do is wear the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes this shirt run true to size?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It's a unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL. Most people find their usual size works. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The DTG printing bonds ink directly into the fabric, so colors stay vivid through repeated washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this going to offend someone?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProbably. But the people who get it, get it. The ones who get defensive about it are telling on themselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat's the red-flag alphabet series?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAn Unethical Threads collection where each letter of the alphabet stands for a different relationship red flag. N is for Narcissist. The rest are equally unflattering.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42513003216978,"sku":"NIsForF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42513003249746,"sku":"NIsForF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42513003282514,"sku":"NIsForF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42513003315282,"sku":"NIsForF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42513003348050,"sku":"NIsForF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42513003380818,"sku":"NIsForF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42513003413586,"sku":"NIsForF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/N_Is_For_Narcissist_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1784403372","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/n-is-for-narcissist-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}