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But if you laughed before you even clicked, welcome home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't disintegrate after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, because questionable taste comes in all sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, classic cut, nothing complicated\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that actually sticks around\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBackprint design\u003c\/strong\u003e, so the joke lands on your exit (the front stays clean for polite company)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you already know someone who'd wear this, absolutely. If you're second-guessing it, that's your answer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is not a safe gift. It's not the shirt you grab for Secret Santa unless your office is significantly more fun than most. It's the one you hand to your best friend at their birthday while everyone else watches them unwrap it. The Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar tee is a commitment, not a casual purchase. Make sure the recipient has the energy to match it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe back. This is a backprint tee, so the design sits between the shoulders. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe DTG printing holds up well through regular washing. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to baby it, but it handles normal wear just fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in different colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white. 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