*NEW* I Would Dropkick A Child For A Pepsi Tee

Unethical Threads made the I Would Dropkick A Child For A Pepsi tee for the person who knows exactly where they stand on the soda hierarchy. It's a confession, a warning, and a cotton tee all in one. Heavyweight, DTG printed, sizes S through 4XL.

Who's Actually Buying This?

People who have picked a side in the cola wars and are willing to commit crimes for it. If someone asks "Pepsi or Coke?" and your answer involves physical violence toward a minor, this is your uniform.

You already know if this shirt is for you. You saw the title and either added it to your cart or sent it to three friends. There is no middle ground with this one.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a promotional freebie
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL
• Crew neck, classic cut
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print that holds its color wash after wash
• Pre-shrunk, because you've got enough surprises in your life

Is This a Good Gift?

It's the perfect gift for someone who laughs at things they shouldn't.

If you know a Pepsi person (and you definitely know a Pepsi person), this is funnier than a gift card and way more memorable. Birthday, white elephant, "I saw this and thought of you" energy. Just don't give it to someone with no sense of humor. That's on you.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
It does. Unisex relaxed fit. If you're between sizes, size up for a looser feel.

Will the print crack or fade?
Nope. DTG printing bonds the ink to the fabric. It'll outlast your Pepsi addiction.

Is this actually about Pepsi?
It's about knowing your priorities. Pepsi is just the context.

What sizes are available?
S through 4XL. We don't gatekeep dropkick energy.

Is this a limited run?
Current stock is limited. When it's gone, it's gone.