*NEW* I Would Dropkick A Child For A Twisted Tea Tee

The I Would Dropkick A Child For A Twisted Tea tee is exactly what it sounds like, and Unethical Threads printed it because somebody had to. You already know if this is your shirt. If you're still reading, it is.

Who's actually buying this?

People who drink Twisted Tea and have a sense of humor about it. That's the whole demographic.

This one got requested so many times we finally caved. Turns out a lot of you would, in fact, dropkick a child for a Twisted Tea. We don't judge. We just print.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a gas station giveaway
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because commitment to the bit comes in all sizes
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the colors don't bail on you after three washes
• Pairs well with an actual Twisted Tea (and questionable life choices)

Should I give this as a gift?

Absolutely. This is the gift for the friend who always says the thing everyone else is thinking.

Wrap it, don't wrap it, throw it at them across the room. The presentation matters less than the fact that you understood the assignment. If they don't laugh, you need better friends.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt going to offend people?
Probably. That's sort of the point. If you're worried about offending people, this might not be your brand.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Will the print fade or crack?
No. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. Your shirt will outlast most of your relationships.

Is this actually limited stock?
We print in batches. When this run sells out, it might come back, it might not. We're unpredictable like that.

Can I wear this to work?
That depends entirely on where you work and how much you like working there.