*NEW* John Pork Is Calling Tee

Unethical Threads made the John Pork Is Calling tee because some calls you just can't ignore. This is the meme shirt for people who saw that notification, laughed way too hard, and decided it belonged on cotton. You already know.

Who's Actually Picking Up?

The terminally online. Your group chat friend who sends memes at 2am. The coworker whose monitor HR should probably be watching.

If you've ever screenshot a fake incoming call and sent it to someone with zero context, this shirt was already yours. It's not for people who need the joke explained. It's for people who were already laughing before they finished reading the title.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a costume
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck (V-necks are a different kind of unethical)
• DTG printed so the colors survive your laundry crimes
• Pre-shrunk, because nobody wants a crop top surprise

Is This a Good Gift?

It's a perfect gift.

If someone in your life has ever texted you a John Pork screenshot at 11pm on a Tuesday, this is their birthday handled. It says "I pay attention to your deeply unhinged internet habits and I respect them." Wrap it, don't wrap it. They'll know exactly what it means.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the John Pork Is Calling tee come in?

Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. DTG (direct to garment) printing bonds the ink into the fabric. Wash inside out on cold if you want to be extra careful, but it holds up.

What's the shirt material?

100% heavyweight cotton. Thick enough to feel substantial, not so thick you overheat wearing a meme.

Is this officially licensed?

It's an Unethical Threads original inspired by the meme. Not affiliated with John Pork, but honestly, who is.