You’re Either A Smart Fella Or A Fart Smella Tee

The You're Either A Smart Fella Or A Fart Smella Tee from Unethical Threads pairs the greatest spoonerism of all time with a capybara, because of course it does. It's the shirt version of the joke you've been telling since third grade, except now you can wear it and let everyone else do the reading.

Who actually wears a capybara fart joke shirt?

Honestly? People with taste. The crossover between capybara fans and people who appreciate a well-crafted spoonerism is bigger than you think, and they're all extremely fun at parties.

This is the shirt for anyone who peaked in the "say something funny" round and never looked back. You know who you are.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a screen print
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck (because a V-neck capybara fart joke shirt would just be weird)
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay put through the wash
• Will not help you determine which one you are

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift. Specifically for the friend who sends unhinged memes at 2 AM, or the coworker who somehow gets away with saying what everyone else is thinking.

Birthdays, white elephants, Father's Day for the dad who already has everything except dignity. This tee handles all of it.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?

The DTG print holds its color and won't crack or peel. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to baby it.

Is this shirt actually about capybaras?

There is a capybara on it, yes. But the real star is the spoonerism. The capybara is just the hype man.

What does DTG print mean?

Direct-to-garment. The ink goes directly into the fabric instead of sitting on top of it. Better color, softer feel, longer life.