{"product_id":"nice-legs-what-time-do-they-open-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Nice Legs What Time Do They Open Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Nice Legs What Time Do They Open tee from Unethical Threads takes the worst pickup line ever committed to speech and prints it across your back. Available in black or white. It's the shirt equivalent of saying the quiet part loud, then turning around so everyone can read it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who peaked in confidence but never in taste. The kind of person who orders the spiciest thing on the menu just to prove a point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis shirt fits right in at bike rallies, bachelor parties, and anywhere your filter was already off. The back print means you don't even have to face the consequences. You just walk away and let the shirt do the talking behind you. Literally.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can handle your worst decisions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S to 4XL (yes, 4XL, we know our audience)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that actually lasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign on the back, because some things hit harder on the exit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Without question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the gift that says \"I know exactly who you are and I'm not sorry about it.\" Perfect for the friend who already says stuff like this out loud. Wrap it in tissue paper, hand it over with a straight face, and you've won the whole birthday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is printed on the back. The front is blank, so you get a few seconds of plausible deniability before you walk away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Nice Legs What Time Do They Open tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnisex sizes S through 4XL with a relaxed fit across the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe print is DTG (direct to garment), so it holds its color and detail over time. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it stays sharp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's available in black or white. Pick the one that matches your energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt going to offend someone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAlmost certainly. It's a pickup line your uncle used in 1987, printed on a shirt in 2026. 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