{"product_id":"nice-legs-what-time-do-they-open-funny-t-shirt","title":"Nice Legs What Time Do They Open Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Nice Legs What Time Do They Open tee is Unethical Threads at peak shamelessness. It's the pickup line your uncle definitely used in 1987, printed on heavyweight cotton so you can wear his worst impulse on purpose. Available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who know the line is terrible and that's the entire point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou're not trying to pick anyone up. You're announcing to the room that you have the sense of humor of a 1970s trucker hat and you're completely at peace with it. It's self-aware comedy, not a dating strategy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a disposable promotional tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (yes, big guys get to be inappropriate too)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the colors stay locked in, not cracking off after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a phenomenal gift for the right person and an HR violation for the wrong one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf someone in your life collects terrible pickup lines or has the kind of humor that clears a room on Thanksgiving, this is their shirt. If you're unsure whether they'd laugh, they won't. Trust your gut.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Unisex relaxed fit, so it's not tight. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds the ink directly to the fabric, so the design stays sharp through heavy rotation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt available in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt comes in black or white. Pick whichever matches your level of audacity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat depends entirely on where you work and how much you like working there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's it made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight cotton. 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