{"product_id":"nice-smile-itd-look-better-screaming-funny-t-shirt","title":"Nice Smile It'd Look Better Screaming Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Nice Smile It'd Look Better Screaming tee from Unethical Threads opens like a compliment and lands like a threat. That hard swerve is the whole point. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho wears a shirt like this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople whose sense of humor makes their coworkers slightly nervous. The Nice Smile It'd Look Better Screaming shirt hits with horror fans, true crime people, and anyone who thinks the best compliments should come with a little menace. If your flirting style has ever been described as \"concerning,\" you already know this is yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually holds up\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because some things don't need to be reinvented\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed, so the design keeps its edge long after you've lost yours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes in black or white, both equally unsettling\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know the person well enough to predict whether they'll laugh or call the cops, yes. The Nice Smile It'd Look Better Screaming tee is a perfect gift for the friend who already says worse things at dinner. Terrible gift for your boss. Even worse for a first date. Probably.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack and white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's DTG printed, so the design holds up. Follow the care label and you're good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this going to offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAlmost certainly someone, somewhere. Whether that's a problem is between you and your social circle.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42760003485778,"sku":"NiceSmileItdLookBetterScreamF-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42760003518546,"sku":"NiceSmileItdLookBetterScreamF-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42760003551314,"sku":"NiceSmileItdLookBetterScreamF-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42760003584082,"sku":"NiceSmileItdLookBetterScreamF-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42760003616850,"sku":"NiceSmileItdLookBetterScreamF-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42760003649618,"sku":"NiceSmileItdLookBetterScreamF-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42760003682386,"sku":"NiceSmileItdLookBetterScreamF-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42760003715154,"sku":"NiceSmileItdLookBetterScreamF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42760003747922,"sku":"NiceSmileItdLookBetterScreamF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42760003780690,"sku":"NiceSmileItdLookBetterScreamF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42760003813458,"sku":"NiceSmileItdLookBetterScreamF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42760003846226,"sku":"NiceSmileItdLookBetterScreamF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42760003878994,"sku":"NiceSmileItdLookBetterScreamF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42760003911762,"sku":"NiceSmileItdLookBetterScreamF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Nice_Smile_Itd_Look_Better_Screaming_Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1790426160","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/nice-smile-itd-look-better-screaming-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}