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Resigned self-awareness looks good on everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that'll outlast most of your relationships\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because even your bad decisions deserve a classic silhouette\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the color holds longer than your good ideas\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign on the back. You deliver the punchline on your way out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone who's earned it, yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the shirt you buy for the friend who asked \"what's the worst that could happen\" and then found out. It's not mean if it's accurate. 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