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Either way, it works.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't fall apart after three washes like your last situationship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that lasts longer than his promises\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this make a good breakup gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne of the best, honestly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf your friend is one weak moment away from texting that man back, this shirt might save them a lot of embarrassment. Works for birthdays, breakup recovery packages, bachelorette weekends, or just because you're tired of hearing about Josh. The design sits on the back, so they spread the message just by walking away from the conversation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the No You Don't Miss Him shirt say on the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt reads \"No You Don't Miss Him You Are Just Ovulating\" across the back of the shirt. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart on this page for exact measurements.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift for a friend going through a breakup?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's one of the best breakup gifts you can buy. Cheaper than therapy and way more entertaining at brunch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DTG print holds its color through regular washing. 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