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This shirt is for anyone who thinks identity and comedy aren't mutually exclusive, and who'd rather let their clothing do the oversharing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that handles your entire wash rotation and social calendar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because some things should stay classic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print that bonds ink into the fabric, so it won't crack, peel, or ghost you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. If you know someone who'd laugh at this, wrap it up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you're not sure they'd laugh, get them a candle. The Nobody Knows I'm A Lesbian tee is one of those gifts that either lands perfectly or creates a deeply awkward silence. We're not here to help you read the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is printed on the back. The front is blank, giving you plausible deniability from one angle and maximum chaos from the other.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack over time?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. The DTG printing process bonds ink directly into the fabric fibers, so the print stays sharp and doesn't crack or peel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to Pride?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou can wear it literally anywhere. Pride, brunch, the DMV, your cousin's wedding. 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