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Nobody's asking about your job when you walk in wearing this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because funny comes in every size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck (you're here for the joke, not the fashion innovation)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the text stays crisp through every wash, not just the first three\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWill This Offend Someone?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly. That's sort of the point around here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you're buying from Unethical Threads, you already know what you signed up for. This one's actually pretty tame by our standards. It's a joke about identity, not an attack on it. Most people laugh. The ones who don't were never going to be fun at the party anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually for lesbians?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's for anyone who thinks the joke is funny. Lesbians, allies, people who just enjoy confusing strangers. No ID check required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Nobody Knows I'm A Lesbian tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing holds up through regular washing. Turn it inside out, wash cold, and skip the dryer if you want it looking fresh the longest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends entirely on your workplace and your tolerance for HR conversations. 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