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It's a self-aware confession printed on cotton, and it fits better than most of your abandoned hobbies ever did.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels substantial, not tissue paper pretending to be a shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e (we're chaotic, not experimental with necklines)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e that holds its color longer than you hold interest in any single hobby\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, and it might be the most accurate thing anyone's ever handed them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf someone in your life has cycled through pottery, coding, skateboarding, and sourdough in the last year, this is the move. It says \"I see you\" without saying \"I'm concerned.\" Works for birthdays, holidays, or just a Tuesday when they announce hobby number forty-seven.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is the Hoe Of All Hobbies tee available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white. Pick whichever matches your current hobby era.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's a DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the ink bonds with the fabric. It holds up through plenty of wash cycles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt soft or stiff?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton, so it has real substance without feeling like cardboard. Soft and solid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDepends on your hobbies. It's a self-deprecating joke, not a personal attack. 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