{"product_id":"not-my-department-dude-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Not My Department Dude Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Not My Department Dude Tee from Unethical Threads prints NOT MY DEPARTMENT DUDE across your back in four words of pure, unbothered clarity. Anyone walking up behind you reads the policy before they open their mouth and quietly finds someone else to bother. Preemptive boundary enforcement in heavyweight cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy put it on the back?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause the back print does something the front version can't. It intercepts the question before it gets asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomeone walks up behind you in the warehouse aisle, the open-plan office, the break room. They have a question. They read four words and decide that actually, they'll just figure it out themselves. You never turned around. You never said a word. The shirt handled the entire interaction while you kept doing whatever you were already doing, which was also not your department but at least nobody was asking you about it. If you want the design on the front instead, we sell that version too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton. Sturdy enough to carry the weight of declining responsibility all day.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck. Clean, simple, office-safe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that survives the wash cycle your patience won't.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCan you actually wear this to work?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. And that is genuinely the best part.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo profanity, no graphic content, no HR violation. Just a calm factual statement about departmental jurisdiction. This is a funny work shirt you can actually wear to work, which is more than we can say for about 80% of our catalogue. Makes a great coworker gift, Secret Santa pick, or white elephant play for the person in your office who has turned \"not my job\" into an entire personality. Also fits right into IT, helpdesk, retail, warehouse, customer service, and anywhere the phrase \"that's above my pay grade\" gets used before lunch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is on the back. The front is blank. A front-print version of the same design exists if you prefer to make your announcement facing forward.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this actually work-appropriate?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo profanity, no graphic content. Four words stating a jurisdictional fact. Probably the most office-safe shirt we sell, which says more about us than this shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print hold up in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing holds its color. Follow the care label and the message stays as clear as your professional boundaries.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good coworker gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIdeal for Secret Santa, white elephant, or the coworker who has turned \"not my job\" into a personal philosophy. They already live it. 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