{"product_id":"not-my-department-dude-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Not My Department Dude Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Not My Department Dude Tee from Unethical Threads is the verbal shrug in shirt form. Four words, zero guilt, complete serenity. You heard the problem, acknowledged it exists, and are choosing to do absolutely nothing about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEveryone who has ever been approached with someone else's problem and felt absolutely nothing. Retail workers, IT helpdesk people, warehouse crews, night shift survivors, office workers who sit near the printer and therefore \"must know how to fix it.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you have ever been asked something because you happened to be standing there, the Not My Department Dude Tee is your uniform. It is also one of the rare pieces from our catalogue you can actually wear to work without getting a meeting invite from HR. No profanity, no graphic imagery. Just four words of polite, sarcastic disengagement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that does not go see-through after three washes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Fits the new hire and the person who has been there since the building had a different name.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic. No weird collar situations.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the color holds. The message should outlast your patience.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/strong\u003e Pick whichever matches your Monday outlook.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good coworker gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is a great coworker gift. Secret Santa, white elephant, last day, first day, or just \"I saw this and thought of you because you never help anyone and you seem fine with it.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for the IT person who responds to every ticket with a redirect. Works for the retail worker who has achieved inner peace at the customer service desk. Works for anyone in government or the DMV, where \"not my department\" is less of a joke and more of a job description. It says what everyone is thinking without anyone getting written up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Not My Department Dude Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this shirt available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white. Both feature the NOT MY DEPARTMENT DUDE text.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. No profanity, no graphic imagery. Just four words of calm boundary-setting. This is one of the work-safe ones from our catalogue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePreshrunk heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and it holds up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eExtremely. Coworker gifts, Secret Santa, white elephant, or for anyone who has turned \"not my problem\" into a lifestyle. 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