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It's not for everyone, and that's the entire point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that feels like it costs more than your therapy co-pay\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e because daddy can't handle decisions right now\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that survives the wash cycle and your existential one\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print design\u003c\/strong\u003e so your first impression stays clean until you walk away\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCan I wear this around normal people?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Most people will read \"Not Now Kitten\" and assume you own a cat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe ones who catch the full phrase on the back will either laugh or pretend they didn't see it. Both outcomes work in your favor. As a gift, this lands perfectly for someone who's been openly spiraling about burnout while maintaining a very specific sense of humor about their personal life. You'll know if they're that person. If you have to think about it, they're not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt about what I think it's about?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you think it's about a stressed cat owner, sure. If you think it's about something else, also yes. The beauty is plausible deniability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Daddy comes in all sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the design on the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the back. The front is blank, so you control when people see it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing holds its color. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and the print outlasts most of your coping mechanisms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come in black or white?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBoth. 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