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This is what you throw on when you've accepted that adulting is just slowly trading your personality for responsibilities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that handles your emotional baggage and your washing machine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e (because burnout doesn't discriminate by body type)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, keeping it classic while the rest of your life falls apart\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the color stays vivid long after your will to live has faded\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift if you actually know the person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the right recipient, this is the kind of thing that gets worn immediately and photographed for the group chat. For the wrong one, it's a trip to an awkward conversation. Know your audience. If they've ever unironically called someone \"kitten\" or \"daddy,\" you're golden.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this about what I think it's about?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know, you know. If you don't, it's a shirt about a stressed-out dad and his cat. Either reading works.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Not Now Kitten tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Size down if you want it fitted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing holds its color. 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