Nothin' Fancy But Gets Me From Apartment To Bar Tee

The Nothin' Fancy But Gets Me From Apartment To Bar Tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone whose transportation plan peaks at a plastic toy car. It's a drinking shirt, a lifestyle confession, and honestly the most accurate thing you'll ever wear.

Who's this shirt actually for?

Anyone whose GPS only needs two saved locations. If your weekly commute is couch to barstool and you've long made peace with that, this is your uniform.

The toy car on the front just confirms what everyone already suspected about your life choices. You're not apologizing. You're not explaining. You're just getting from point A (apartment) to point B (bar) by any means necessary, even if those means have a yellow roof and no engine.

• Heavyweight cotton that can take a beating, because your weekends are not gentle
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL, because questionable transportation choices come in every size
• Classic crew neck. Nothing complicated. Like your dinner plans.
• DTG print so the colors stay vivid long after your memories don't
• Pre-shrunk fabric so it still fits after the dryer and the regret

Does this work as a gift?

Absolutely. If someone in your life has ever said "it's only two blocks" while clearly unable to walk two blocks, hand them this shirt.

It says "I see you and I support your journey" without any of the sincerity. Great for birthdays, bar crawls, or just reminding a friend that you truly understand them.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for everyone.

Will this shirt shrink?
It's pre-shrunk. Your motivation might shrink, but the shirt won't.

Is the print going to crack or fade?
No. DTG printing keeps the colors intact no matter how many times you wash it.

Can I wear this to a bar?
That is literally the entire point of the shirt.

Is this offensive?
Only to people who think you should own a real car by now.