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Plausible deniability until you turn around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't go see-through after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e because not everything needs to be complicated\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that holds up over time, not just the first wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print only\u003c\/strong\u003e, keeping the front clean and suspiciously innocent\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt was practically designed to be one. The phrase is right there on the shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWrap it in tissue paper for maximum irony. Hand it over at a birthday party and watch the room figure it out in waves. Just maybe skip the mother-in-law. Or don't. We're not your life coach.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is printed on the back only. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizes S through 4XL. The fit is unisex and relaxed, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design uses DTG printing, so the ink bonds directly to the fabric. Cold wash, tumble dry low, and it holds up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt inappropriate?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends on how fast the reader connects the dots. It's suggestive, not explicit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTechnically yes. 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